My six sentences were taken from my 80's Retro Romance titled 'Rock You Like A Hurricane' -- it's currently being revised for submissions.
"Look lady, I'm official." The bodyguard lifted a bulging arm and scratched his head in puzzlement. He drew his attention to the lanyard holding his Sirenic security pass and cleared his throat. "This isn't a hoax."
"Not to be rude, Mr. Official, but I know what a meet-and-greet means in his language. And since I'm not a piece of meat that needs greeting, I'll pass. Thanks."